100 Subscribers 🎉 Special Edition
Look at me, pretending I'm an international bestseller who turns laundry lists into literary gold. And yet... where's the lie!?
Hello, fabulous!
It’s not every day that a writer reaches a milestone like this—100 subscribers! 🎉 Thank you so much for your support! 🎉 To celebrate, I thought it was the perfect time to have a little fun introducing myself to both new and OG subscribers. Inside, you’ll find a playful author bio, a behind-the-scenes Q&A, and even a short poll to test how well you really know me. I hope you’re ready for a bit of lighthearted entertainment! Enjoy!
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Sandra “Sandrapop” Serrano, is a prolific domestic diva, known internationally for her far-reaching impact on the ever-growing fields of motherhood, wifehood, and sisterhood with over 25+ years of experience in her craft. As the #1 authority in family dynamics according to her two happy Poms and at least one disgruntled teenager, Sandra has scribbled out what feels like eighty-five different to do lists, each one solidifying her status as an unlikely—and yet undeniably—modern Gen X (with Millenial tendencies) champion of everyday life.
Sandra Serrano’s bestselling work in the field of Chaotic Household Management has not only earned her the occasional grunt of approval from her family but also a once-in-a-lifetime shoutout from her teen on Instagram, dubbing her “World’s Best Soccer Mom”—an title reserved for only the most legendary of matriarchs. Armed with a Bachelor’s in Parenting Studies from the prestigious School of Good Luck and an honorary Master’s in Multitasking, Sandra’s credentials are as vast as the pile of laundry she’s been pretending doesn’t exist.
In her illustrious career as an I-Aspire-To-Stay-At-Home Trophy Wife, Sandra has perfected the arts of selective hearing, strategic pillow theft, and the subtle yet devastatingly powerful side-eye. Her bestselling work includes mastering the delicate dance of marital negotiations, where she deftly balances the mysteriously shrinking budget, the perpetually vanishing remote control, and the never-ending debate of whether to order sushi or pizza. She’s also the reigning champion of “I’m fine”, a competition her husband has yet to realize he’s hopelessly losing.
As a sister—whether by blood, friendship, or the unbreakable bond formed over shared frustrations about which shade of white actually looks different from the others—Sandra’s influence is far-reaching. She’s the trusted confidante for Substack rants, the fashion consultant for when you need a bold red lip that says ‘I’m sexy and I know it,’ and the emergency responder for last-night reminders of your total brilliance. Her sisterhood spans continents, fueled by three-hour Zoom marathons and spontaneous “OMG, did you read ACOTAR yet?” texts, ensuring her circle feels supported and occasionally overwhelmed—whether they asked for it or not.
From orchestrating the delicate balance of family schedules to leading high-stakes mediations over screen time, Sandra’s influence extends far beyond the walls of her home, capturing the hearts of those who have ever screamed into their pillow after asking their child to clean their room for the 8000th time. Her writing, infused with wit and wisdom, offers a modern take on the glorious mess that is family life, making her a household name—literally.
Residing in a top-secret, well-guarded corner of her home (strategically chosen for its strong Wi-Fi signal), Sandra continues to share her ever-growing collection of questionable insights with the world. Whether she’s tackling the existential crisis of what to cook for dinner or delivering a bestselling analysis of girl math to her #besthusbandever, her work remains both prolific and wildly relatable.
Follow Sandra’s internationally acclaimed adventures on Sandrapop, where she magically transforms the mundane into the slightly less mundane with her signature blend of humor, heart, and a sprinkle of “I can’t believe this is my life.” Just don’t be surprised if she takes a quick break to resolve a dramatic debate over whose turn it is to take out the trash—because making the impossible look easy is all in a day’s work… even if it’s really, really not.
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👉🏽 What question do you think should’ve been included in the Q+A? Sandra will feature it, along with a shoutout to your publication, in the next Sandrapop newsletter!
👉🏽 Which one did you choose? Share it in the comments!
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💖 What question do you should’ve been included in the Q+A? Sandra will feature it, along with a shoutout to your publication, in the next Sandrapop newsletter! 💖
📣 Also, don't forget to check out the "press release" in my Notes!
Thank for bringing the fun lighthearted banter. I needed that! You truly are the one I want to choose red lipstick with!